I sucked a dick the way you fall asleep, slowly and then all at once.

guy:

when teachers type google.com into a google search bar 

image

(Source: guy, via scootiemccall)

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trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

(via scootiemccall)

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happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via borinq)

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batfag:

misterminaj:

aphrodisy:

what is this

this is true love

None of them got any kind of ass

batfag:

misterminaj:

aphrodisy:

what is this

this is true love

None of them got any kind of ass

(via scootiemccall)

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jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

(via idlelane)

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jbildungsroman:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

(Source: laurentmelanies, via peetasgold)

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sammy-got-pimped-for-pie:

what’s up with people named Pepper and this haircut

(via bandmemberholicsanonymous)

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kanentokon:

if someone is showing off their tattoo and it’s fresh and they’re happy about it do not fucking make fun of it i don’t care how pretentious or typical or pseudo-artsy you think it is if another human being shelled out a large sum of money to have something permanently etched onto their body and they are happy and proud of it do not fucking try to make them feel bad about it especially if it was a really big tattoo. holy shit.

(Source: happyurepii, via yochillthefuckoutbro)

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