I sucked a dick the way you fall asleep, slowly and then all at once.

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

(via alltimelowwhoredmeout)

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whatthecurtains:

cthullhu:

nonomella:

Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me

Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age

"It was a story, I learned when people began to read it, that children experienced as an adventure, but which gave adults nightmares. It’s the strangest book I’ve written"

-Neil Gaiman on Coraline

(via faeries-everywhere)

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queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

(Source: neutroisenjolras, via fake-mermaid)

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milfhouse:

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

is that sue from glee

milfhouse:

vicky-leee:

viridiannightmares:

I bet anyone who doesn’t know this show would think this is a legit school picture

for a second I did, but then I saw coconut head and I screamed

is that sue from glee

(Source: viridiandreamer, via flendersontoby)

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(Source: 666clit, via flendersontoby)

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greed:

i really want to make ‘cool beans’ a thing again 

(via flendersontoby)

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oomshi:

arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

oomshi:

arctic monkeys time travel to make an appearance on the rugrats

(Source: peteneems, via url-coming-soon)

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perfectiero:

you know that one album that youve listened to so many times and youd defend it with your life and you can anticipate every single little note that comes after the other and you can sing along to every word and it just has a special place in your heart that no other album can fill

(via thejapanesespirit)

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