Socially awkward placenta

green-satan:

gr8cosplaytips:

gr8cosplaytips:

how do japanese chihuahuas say hello

konnichihuahua

get the fuck out

(via thedaysgrowshort)

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17 hours ago

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

(Source: whendogmetdolphin, via justlikeyou-iswear)

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Posted
17 hours ago
baby:d-d-d-d
dad:daddy?
baby:destroy capitalism
karl marx:nice
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17 hours ago
fergie-bear:

Every goddamned time. Always worth it though

fergie-bear:

Every goddamned time. Always worth it though

(via justlikeyou-iswear)

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1000
Posted
17 hours ago

Don’t ask me why I’m up so early, ask me why I haven’t slept yet

Posted
17 hours ago

customizing your character

leviiackerman:

"should i use this hair or"

image

"i like this hair color but"

image

"WHAT FACE DO I USE"

image

"FEMALE ???? MALE ????"

image

"this outfit is great but the other one is perfect but that other one"

image

"wait i don’t like how this looks i’m starting over"

image

(via smell-that-bacon)

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Posted
20 hours ago
person:so where did you learn html?
me:not.... neopets...
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20 hours ago
zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via pagingme)

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22 hours ago

jaydenw:

Here’s a fun april fools day prank you can do. Sneak into my room and place thousands of dollars everywhere. Just on everything. Cover my things with an insane amount of money. Make it a real hassle to clean up. The more money the better the prank.

(via memorised)

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22 hours ago

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance, via meowiamabanana)

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Posted
1 day ago

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

image

(via funtime-phantom)

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1 day ago

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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Posted
1 day ago
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